Yes, it is that time of the year where we open are asses willingly and tell the corporate world and media to come and fuck us. Why are we so dumb and why do we do it with enthusiasm and surprising happiness! Well the answer is simple. Corporate propaganda. For those unaware, let me explain...........
Step 1. The corporate business idiots think of some way to excel in sales of services and/or merchandise.
Step 2. They look at something totally redundant and give it a mass accepted, uninspiring name. prime examples being Valentine's, friendship,mother's, etc.
Step 3. Create a mass hysteria about these everyday emotions and feelings and manipulate in such a way that a feeble brain will buy this idea and think that celebrating Mother's day is important.
Step 4. Marketing guru's use up all the skill in the world and create an illusion of a day named after the aforementioned bullshit so that they can justify the over hyped prices.
Step 5. Targeted teenagers happily accept this bullshit under the pretense of being "cool".
Step 6. After the morons have taken the bait, hook line and sinker. Merchandise associated with the "day" is floated into the market at rates which could never have been justified if it did not have a worthless piece of shit attached to it.
Step 7. Service providers(prime example network providers) happily charge double or triple of the normal rates and don't even justify it for the masses are not questioning it. "It's only for a day and we can do so much for a day. Right!".HAHAHA
Step 8. Profit has been achieved. Poor little souls don't even have the slightest idea that they were anally raped. They go home thinking I really celebrated a day today. How nice or poor bastards, I can't make up my mind.
So in these 8 steps your being screwed every year. So stop this anal raping and start thinking. Oh and before I forget Happy Bullshit Day. I wanna tie my bullshit waistband around your ass.
Step 1. The corporate business idiots think of some way to excel in sales of services and/or merchandise.
Step 2. They look at something totally redundant and give it a mass accepted, uninspiring name. prime examples being Valentine's, friendship,mother's, etc.
Step 3. Create a mass hysteria about these everyday emotions and feelings and manipulate in such a way that a feeble brain will buy this idea and think that celebrating Mother's day is important.
Step 4. Marketing guru's use up all the skill in the world and create an illusion of a day named after the aforementioned bullshit so that they can justify the over hyped prices.
Step 5. Targeted teenagers happily accept this bullshit under the pretense of being "cool".
Step 6. After the morons have taken the bait, hook line and sinker. Merchandise associated with the "day" is floated into the market at rates which could never have been justified if it did not have a worthless piece of shit attached to it.
Step 7. Service providers(prime example network providers) happily charge double or triple of the normal rates and don't even justify it for the masses are not questioning it. "It's only for a day and we can do so much for a day. Right!".HAHAHA
Step 8. Profit has been achieved. Poor little souls don't even have the slightest idea that they were anally raped. They go home thinking I really celebrated a day today. How nice or poor bastards, I can't make up my mind.
So in these 8 steps your being screwed every year. So stop this anal raping and start thinking. Oh and before I forget Happy Bullshit Day. I wanna tie my bullshit waistband around your ass.
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